- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

What's worse than knowing you have Hepititis C? Not knowing.

There once was a boy walking down the street. He got shot in the head. He died.

What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

why did the duck swim upside-down -he was on quack

Albert your flies undone.

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

What's worse than failing a test Drowning

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

What did the monster under the bed say to another monster? I have the odd feeling that someone is on top of the bed.........

What do you get when you combine a potato and an apple? A nice Apple Potato Souffle...

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