What do you get when you cross a hippo with a dishwasher? 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7

why was the kid crying? because he had to go to school GDS*

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

Steve jumps through a window...he forgot he was on the 231st floor...He dies

Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

Boy: Hey girl if I had hand-cuffs, I’d lock myself to you right now! Girl: I would find that extremely creepy.

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

roses are red and violets are blue and i was going to write something that rimes but that is not funny here.

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Knock knock whos there telephone telephone who telephone refiridgerator

Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

Fill in the blank: Hello my name is ___, and today I would like to ask you why you put your real name in the blank? Posted by: BerserkSpoon

What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

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