- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

What do you call a shoe with no laces? Stilettos, sandals, flip flops, slippers, etc...

what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a baby? Humans don't eat babies, other than a Cannibals because some tend to eat babies.

The WNBA

mitchell palmer sucks

masturbating on a tarc bus

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

a man walks into a bar and quickly notices a young lady having a drink. He sits beside her and asks 'why the long face?' 'My mother was raped by a horse.'

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

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