Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

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why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

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Male leadership.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

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What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

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why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

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Yo Mama just died.

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A student exclaimed "This test is a piece of cake!" He ate it.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

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What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

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my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

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If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

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Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

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I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

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What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

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what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is an overused joke on a kid's cartoon. Thank me later.

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

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What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

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Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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