- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Whose There? Megan Megan Who? Your Wife...

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

FORTY SECONDS!!!!!!

Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he reveals a big penis and they have sex there and then.

Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Totsie Roll totsie pop? Altough many tests have been done, there still isn't a certain number. There are many variables involved with this question.

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

I met this girl and we really got along, then one night she tied me up, I thought she was getting kinky...then she ripped my face off....

I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

Knock Knock Who's there? Charles Grodin. Charles Grodin who? Exactly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

What's worse than breaking your neck on a trampoline? Getting in a car crash on the way to the hospital.

Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

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