What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

Bob is asleep. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT BOB

Whats green and can kill you when it falls from a tree? a pool table

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

Women's Rights

Steve buys 60 watermelons.. What does he have? A lot of watermelons.

hey bruno ta quoi ds ta boite a lunch aujourdhui? DU SABLE CRISS DE POVRE!

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

What did the man say to his doctor?

Me and my friend wanted to burn some calories so we found a fat kid and lit him on fire!

Your momma is so fat that she decided to begin an exercise program and eat healthy and she lost weight.

Q: If you see a gipsy drowning, what will you throw him?! A: His family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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