- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

I used to take arrows to the knee but then I didn't, for no particular reason.

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

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Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

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