A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? *opens door* Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

here's a joke... the american education society

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

What's better than a stick? A stone

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