- Anti Joke

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.

what do you get when you mix a llama with a ostrich? i dont know

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

What did the woman get for Christmas? Cooking oil and a black eye.

Justin Beiber is a good singer

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? hypothermia.

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...