- Anti Joke

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

So I was walking along the beach one day and I see this whale. Then this dolphin named Lennie came up and was like, "Hey whale, how've you been? I haven't seen you in a while." And the whale was like, "Sorry, but I can't talk to you." And Lennie was like, "Whyever not?" And the whale said, "Because I'm not a starfish!"

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

If Apple made a house, would it have Windows?

What is the similarity between fake rings and your mother? They change colors in the shower

Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.