Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

knock knock come in

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

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