- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

What's brown an sticky Shit

whats worse than finding a worm in apple? being chased by retards

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

a black guy hates chicken.

What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

What did the blond say when she got into a car crash? Nothing, she died.

s s is for shit h h is for hit i i is for it t t is turtle

A jew enters a mall.

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

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