A woman walks into a bar and asks for a duck. The bartender is confused, assumes the women has some sort of mental problem, and treats her nicely, as his sister suffers from Down's Syndrome.

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How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

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What do black people and asians have in common? arms

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A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

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Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

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Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? *opens door* Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

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Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

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A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

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A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

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What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

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Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

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What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

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How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

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What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

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Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

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What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

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An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

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I? Everett

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What do you call a black baby? A nigglet

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What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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