- Anti Joke

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

Why did the boy take the train to school? Because he lived quite far away.

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.