- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

I enjoy Popcorn

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

Justin Becnel falls off a tree, what happens? He breaks his neck and unfortunately dies.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

Why did the boy punch a little kid in the face? Because he was a bully and liked to feel superior.

What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

a black guy hates chicken.

What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

A jew enters a mall.

What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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