why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

Colin is gay but toasters are not

Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

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whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

A black guy, a Latino guy and an Asian guy all walk in a bar. What do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

Yo mammas so stupid she has a profound intellectual disability.

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

What do you call an African American who flies a plane? A Pilot

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

A cow walks into a bar and said, "Bartender give me a glass of milk!"

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

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Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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