- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

say it ten times fast: oh

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

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