- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

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whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

why did the zombie eat bob because bob was delicious

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

Q: what is green and looks like grass. A: fake grass

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

What's long and black The unemployment line

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

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