Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

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Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

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What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

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so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

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What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

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Connor is homo

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Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

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Your mom is so old she died

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an american walks out of a strip club.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

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Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he'd would like to make a wager. The bartender replies, "no."

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Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

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Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartenders asks "Why the long face?"

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how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Not enough

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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