One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

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knoc knock! who's there? poo on! poo on who? you!

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What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

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Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

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se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

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How do chinese people call the firemen? By phone.

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What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

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whats the king of the forest, is the color brown and is red all over? A deer or someone's soon to be dinner.

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Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

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Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

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What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

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A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

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If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

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A guy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'm fed up with all these 'guy walks into a bar' jokes on anti-joke. The bartender says "I have no idea what you're talking about".

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Nothing. His parents are dead and Santa doesn't exist.

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Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

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Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

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Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

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Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

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A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

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Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

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Why did the fat boy cry? His grandmother died

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Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

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so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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