- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? like most animals that wander onto the road, it was completely unaware that the road can be very dangerous. It didn't go onto the road on purpose, it simply treated the road as if it was just like the rest of the ground.

why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were no traffic.

Theres this black guy who goes to a gun shop and buys a .45 and then goes to get a permit and uses it responsibly....

Your boat breaks down on the highway. How many squirrels does it take to eat a bannana? Squirrels do not eat bannanas but it would probably take a monkey 1.5 milliseconds.

Ey hornboy give es a SCAB

What's worse than being shot? Being shot twice.

That awkward momment when there is no Candy in the Van... <3

What's more annoying than dyslexic jokes? Jokes were peopel spel words rong.

where do you find a dog with no legs? Korea. It's customary for the guests to get the drumsticks.

What's black and white and nailed to the floor? A skunk that's nailed to the floor.

What do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? A Cog

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

Banana Hamock.

How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

Men

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

Why did Jimmy miss a question on his test? He put D

Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

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