What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

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Tall asians

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what types of people have big noses? people whose parents both carried the recesive gene.

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Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

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What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

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6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

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There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

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u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

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Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

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I just met you, And this is crazy. So call me Kony, I stole you're baby.

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What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

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If Oscar Meyer had a dog what kind of dog would it be? A Wiener Dog!!

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

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What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

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How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

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A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

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Anti Joke

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