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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man reading a book? An avid reader that happens to be black

Roses are red Violets are blue and oranges are orange nothing rhymes with orange

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

Wanna know a secret? I didn't read or agree to the terms and services

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a M.afia boss so they put him in prison.

Your mom is so fat, she went to the hospital, and they intern, turned her exess fat into 12 babies.

A wise man once said, "I am wise".

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What's sadder than a dead baby? Any dead adult, considering how much more they've contributed to society.

Hey I just met you. And this is crazy. So get in my van. Cause I have candy.

What's brown and smells like shit? Shit.

what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

Have you ever had a traditional Ethiopian Dinner? Neither have they.

Have you seen the clown hiding from gay people at walmart?

Why was lil' Susie screaming horrifically? Nobody knows. That's why the neighbors called the cops. -Harrison

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doc, I blacked out last night and have a sore ass." The doctor took some x-rays and informed him he had colon cancer.

What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

3 Blondes walk into a bar. One ducks, the other two are hospitalized with mild concussions

Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a women.

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