- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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3 Blondes walk into a bar. One ducks, the other two are hospitalized with mild concussions

Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a women.

What is a frogs favorite drink? Water.

How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

Why didnt the homeless man eat the cheese? Because he died right before he ate it. :-(

A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

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My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

I found out I had asthma earlier today. I was breathless.

Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

Why did the black person sit in the back of bus? All the other seats were taken.

A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

A white man, a black man and an asian walked into a bar. They got a drink and discussed multiple issues of the day and then went their seperate ways home.

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