I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

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Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

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Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

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what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

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Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

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What's the cure of cancer? Death.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

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your skull would make a nice pen holder

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Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

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What long black and tasty? Licorice

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What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

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Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

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whats green and has wheels? a green tractor.

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A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

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Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

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Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

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Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

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ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

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1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

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whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

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why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

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What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

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One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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