What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

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pudding

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Where do you find a dog with no legs ? Same place you left it ...

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14 people jump in a hole about 25 ft deep. they can't climb out because it is a straight vertical drop.

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Once upon a time in a far away kingdom, people lived in it. The End.

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How many pastry chefs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. It's a fairly simple job.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your car repossessed.

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A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

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.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

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A man was walking down the street He was then killed in a drive by.

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Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

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Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

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what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

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Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

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what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

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Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

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What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

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What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

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People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

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How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

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