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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

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