- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

roses are violets red is blue i like doughnuts doughnuts are good

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

The adventures of Helen Keller:

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

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