- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? No one laughs at your jokes.

What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

I'm HIV positive.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

How did the man open the car? He opened in.

Why did thw chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

LIFE :(

What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

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