I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

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why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

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Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

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Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

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what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

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How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

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why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

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Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

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RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

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me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

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Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

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Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

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Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

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what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

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Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

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What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

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What do u call a cripple Biv

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What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

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Anti Joke

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