- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

A priest a rabbi and a minister are all standing at the gates of heaven. Us mortal beings can only conjecture what might've have taken place.

Knock knock Whose there? 4

What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

if girls witth big boobs work at hooters where does the girl with one leg work.... walmart

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

Have I ever told you that you looked beautiful? No. Ok, good.

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

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whats my name? Matt

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He payed for his drinks, tipped the bar tender, drank a few too many so he got a cab home.

A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Well, a pizza is edible object provided for human consumption, and a jew is a holy human being believing in the prophet abraham.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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