- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

What's wrong with a black man in a bar? Nothing, Except the fact that he is an alcoholic, and will probably beat his wife after drinking.

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Ebola How about you?

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being dragged to his death by an 18 wheeler.

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

Gus's mom

What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

What's the color of a healthy kidney. I have no f***ing idea.

Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

knock knock whos there knock knock whos there knock knock whos there poor billy didnt know that the knocking was just a tree branch and he stayed asking the same question for 21 years

My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

Q: Why did the little boy who just got over a terrible sore throat fall down the stairs? A: His legs were brutally torn off by wolves.

What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

Sex vagina. lol.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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a dog and a duck went out for a meal they both ordered lobster and enjoyed the night.

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