- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse that pooping in your pants having someone see it

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

A woman walks into a bar and asks for a duck. The bartender is confused, assumes the women has some sort of mental problem, and treats her nicely, as his sister suffers from Down's Syndrome.

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

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