- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

Person A said: Knock Knock! Person B could not answer the door as he could not hear Person A's announcement of his or her arrival.

Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

why did dominic buy a new speaker on holiday because his parents died and his was at home

Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

This sentence is not humorous in any fashion whatsoever.

a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

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