- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Why couldnt the boy lick his elbows? Because he lost his arms after he was violently beaten by his drunk father with a bat.

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

Can u explode on me.......Plz.........no........ok.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

I told my wife she was like a fine wine She asked if it was because she improves with age. I told her yes All was well.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

Oh my God! A talking dog!

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

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