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whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

What did the homeless man say to the rich man? Can i have some food?

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

whats the stage after cancer? you die

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Why did the terminal cancer patient die? Because he fell of the stairs with his wheelchair.

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" *dies*

Fat? Jesse Z

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

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What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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