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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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my uncle used to tickle me.. he's in prison for child abuse

what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

-Knock Knock ~Who's there? -It's your mother ~Go away

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

If life throws you cars, you are probably on LSD.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

say it ten times fast: oh

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was in a terrible car crash in which the fuel tank exploded.

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

What are Antijokes? type of comedy typical joke setup anticlimax that it lack of punchline.

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? Nobody, the car is parked while they look at a map for directions because doing that while you are driving would be very dangerous and could result in a collision.

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