- Anti Joke

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't it's a dead baby!

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

Whats more realistic than evolution? Everything