- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

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When you give your homecoming date flowers, you're really handing them a bouquet of sex organs

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The bench is an inanimate object incapable of thought

What did Superman say when he forgot his cape? "Where's my cape?"

Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

Lil' Johnny was happily swinging on the swings when all of a sudden...... ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> FLYING DAGGERS!!!

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

Q: What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A: A pilot, you racist.

Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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