- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was jaywalking when it hit me. You know, a car.

Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse, confused, looks at the bartender with a bewildered look, neighs loudly, and runs out of the bar knocking over a few tables and chares.

A white man, a black man and an asian walked into a bar. They got a drink and discussed multiple issues of the day and then went their seperate ways home.

Q: What's red, pink and spins round and round? A: A baby in a blender Q2: What's red, pink, green, and smells bad? A2: The same baby 2 weeks later

Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck on the way.

What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

Why was the Black man running with a T.V.? Because he had just purchased a new LCD FlatScreen from BestBuy, and a torrential downpour had just began and he didn't have a free hand to hold up his umbrella.

What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

Ask me if I'm Abraham Lincoln. Are you Abraham Lincoln? No.

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

I like to slap biitches, I like to slap hoes

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

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