- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know whats worse than finding 3 dead children in your house? Finding 2 dead children in your house.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

Two pretzels were walking down the street when one got assaulted...

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

Why do blondes where knickers? to keep their ankles warm

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

my penis

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

justin beiber sucks

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

why did arno fly away? he was a bird

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

Your gay

a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

Two muffins are in an oven. Neither of them talk due to the fact that they are muffins and are inanimate, therefore denying them the ability to talk.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks have herbivorous diet mainly consisting of wild grasses, berries, as well as agricultural crops when they are available.

I was jaywalking when it hit me. You know, a car.

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