- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and has wheels? A green car.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

I wonder where the hell Hitler is

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

What would Jesus do? Something worthy of having him nailed to a cross.

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

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A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

There's a god, just kidding.

What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

What did the Mexican Have for Thanksgiving Dinner? A Turkey you racist!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

It said i can write my own joke so i did.

Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

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