Why did the gorilla have big nostrils? Because it was a trait passed on to him from his biological father.

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A man walks into a bar after a hard day of work, and he meets this girl and they really kick it off, so the girl says, "lets go somewhere more, private" and they both go to a more secluded bar that has less decibels of noise.

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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Why did the black man actually receive an education. Because he is entitled to one as a citizen of the world. Frederick Douglass, at the twenty-third anniversary of the Emancipation Proclamation stated that "Education, the sheet anchor to a society where liberty and justice are secure, is a dangerous thing to society in the presence of injustices and oppressions...." Douglass knew that in order for black people in America to survive, they had to be educated because it was the one area that could make the weak person strong and the black person equal. By the time the modern day Civil Rights Movement started, its leaders already knew that education was knowledge, and that knowledge was power. In order for black people to gain their equality, they would have to have a solid foundation to stand on, and that foundation would be education.

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A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt, its just a myth

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Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

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why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

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So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

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roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

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A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

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Why did the four friends drive past the bar? To see if it was too crowded to go into or not.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

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What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

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What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

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What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

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A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

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Why did Johnny fall down? Because I threw tropical fruit at him.

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Stephen Hawking

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What's the difference between your mother and a prostitute? Nothing.

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Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

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tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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