- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is black.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

wanna hear a joke? woman's rights.

A Mexican, a black man and a Pakistani walk into a bar. Everyone immediately runs out seeing the potential danger in the situation that's about to unfold.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh yeah... You're mute.

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what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

I have a dirty joke. Poop.

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

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