So a man walks into a bar... ouch

What is bloody and has two legs? Half of a cat.

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

How do you spell eight? 8

a black man did not eat chicken.

Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

What walks on four in the morning, three at noon, and two at night? A baby with leprosy.

Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

Why did the man go to the doctors? He was concerned about his health.

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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