Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

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WHO THE FUCK IS NERO AND THAT BITCH THAT CLAIMS TO BE NOT NERO BUT NOT NEROMETAL OR WHATEVER? THEY BOTH CLAIM TO BE THE FUCKING MORAL MAN? I STARTED MY RISE TO INFAMY FOR LIKE... Fuck, when I was still studying, it was a fucking social project to prove that others opinions DO NOT MATTER SHIT IN THE END! And now these bastards (some cult faggot and Some "Nerometal" which are probably the same queer) CLAIM TO BE THE MORALMAN? I AM THE MORAL MAN! I AM YOUR FRIENDLY RAPIST/SOCIOPATH! YOU FAKE QUEERMASTERS! I CHALLENGE YOU!

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Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

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i see trees are green, Roses are red, Violets are blue and i think to myself What a Wonderful World

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

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Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

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There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

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How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

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What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

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Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

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what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

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Here's a joke for you, my life...

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Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

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Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

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Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

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Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

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why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

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What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

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What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

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i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

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How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

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