- Anti Joke

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

that feels sooooo good. -is what jacob says when his dogs hump his legs

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

What do you call a girl who disappears on the 3 May 2007? Madeleine McCann

I'm at my grandmothers house right now

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at the piano? Because he is dead.

What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

haha Otarts was here

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.