Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

Why did the Asian man go into space? Because he was an astronaut.

What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

What do animals eat at the beach? Sandwitches

Two muffins are baking in an oven. What does one say to the other? Nothing. They are both inanimate objects and can't speak.

What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

How many licks does it take to get to center of a tootsie pop? pickles, 7:00 pm, wood, shoulder pain

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

Anthony sucks

Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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