how do you wake up lady gaga poke her face

a man walks into a bar and dies

Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

why did the shark cross the road It didn't its a shark

OMG LOOK I FOUND A MAGIC DECODER RING

What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

why couldnt the mexican jump the fence? He broke his leg.

What's the diffrence between a pizza and a black man. One is human being while the other is an inanimate food source.

Whats the difference between black and white? nothing,because in art they are just shades.

Why do Jews hate hitler? They are jealous of him.

So I showed my friend my blind dog. He said, "Wow I've never seen a blind dog before!" I said, "they havnt seen you either."

a man killed wife. he successfully rid the scene of all evidence and buried the body under a bridge. unfortunately he forgot to bury the head and went to jail for life.

What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was Catholic and was having an identity crisis. Thinking that he was the road, he panicked and crossed himself.

I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

knock knock. no one's home..

Chuck Norris witnessed a crime.What did he really witness? A Jehovah's witness. xD

What is the loneliest number to exist? Zero. Except it's not lonely. I'm just saying there are zero lonely numbers. Numbers aren't sentient. They can't feel loneliness.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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