What do you give an obese person with diabetes? Insulin.

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If Dwayne the Rock Johnson was short who would he look like? Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? Because it was being piloted by a loaf of bread.

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roses are red violets are blue the stems are green they smell good

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Warenth Gibson. Warenth Gibson who? Warenth Gibson. What part of that don't you get?

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yo momma is so ugly, she is unpleasant to look at!

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A Pole walks into a Pole. They chatted for a while, talking about the good old times they had had together in Poland. They soon finished their conversations, and went seperate ways.

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Why did the cow eat the grass? Only thing he had to eat.

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What's the difference between a Porche and a Pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porche in my garage.

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Q: How many Chuck Norrises does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: negitave 999999999999999999e

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roses are read violets are blue u suck and ur gay

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how did the fat guy fall off the swing? the chain on the right side broke because of is eccesive weight that he probably should have lost last year on biggest loser.

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I believe you, if something is possible, I know you can do it. I tried lucid dreaming once, but I felt like I began floating and that was no fun, scared me. I am pretty good at hypnotizing others, myself not so much.

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What did one terrorist say to another? You first.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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how do you get a girl to stop ignoring you? you kill her family with her watching.

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Lacrosse is the best sport in the world

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What do you pull when it's hailing. Your favorite electronic.

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If a stick is sticky and a bat is batty, what is a mountain? A mountain is rocky. Techinically, 'mountainly' is not an official word.

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hi im paul!

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Yes. A: Thanks.

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Netball.

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Anti Joke

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