What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

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Q. Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone? A. He got attacked by a dog.

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What's the difference between Jews, Muslims & Christians? Religious beliefs.

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What do you call a black guy with a shotgun? A fine American citizen exercising his 2nd Amendment right.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Get in the van, or I'll kill you.

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A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

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why doesnt cornelia say anything? she didnt answer

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody. You'reschizophrenic and are hearing things. Go see a doctor. Now.

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How did the osprey find the fish? He searched for it.

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pussy enough said

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What has five balls and hates Mexicans? The lottery.

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What does a dyslexic person call God? Dog

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I went to a magic show and the magician asked for my watch... He took the watch and then produced a doughnut... Guess what was in the doughnut? JAM!

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How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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Why is Kayne West such a jerk? He has autism.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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And if a chicken had wings it wouldn't bump it's butt when it landed.

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What did the three-leaf clover say to the four-leaf clover? "FREAK!"

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knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

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What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor

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