Arsonist: Hey, did you listen my mixtape? It's really FIRE.

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Why did the little girl cry A rabi slapped her and stole her ice cream

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Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? A. It will Wet or Sink, as simple as that.

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How do you fit three gay men on a stool? You don't, that would be very uncomfortable.

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Why did the cheeseburger have seeds on its buns? Because it wasn't a taco.

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What did the priest say to the child.... nothing he just gripped his arm tightly and pulled down his pant

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Whats red and is bad for your teeth? A brick.

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A man was chopping wood, he then brought the wood to his house and lit a fire.

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I know a lady who is SOOO fat that when she steps into the ocean, she gets her toes wet!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Shoo! Shoo! Get out! Hey! Who's horse is this? I don't want a horse in my bar!"

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What's worse then finding out that your partner has AIDS? I don't know actually, but finding out would suck pretty bad...

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Your eye color is very unique.

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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Women's rights.

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You're on fire.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a random biological stimulus compelled it to.

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A guy vociferiously kills another person- fueled by the incentive of personal gain provided by his rapacious, human nature. He is an army soldier who's triumphant in battle and hoping to recieve a promotion. However, ultimately all he did was essentially insignificantt and his acts of purported valor were diametrically unnoticed by all except for his closest friends/allies. He never did supass his original self of a soldier and died of a natural cause that was disclosed only to the members of his immediate family.

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A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says "I'm worried about your book choice, maybe you should consult a theropast".

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KNOCK KNOCK. who's there? Isdar Isdar who? Isdark in here.

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What did Shakespeare say to the software designer? Nothing.

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Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

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clamidia

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Your mother is so fat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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